BlueQ Gum: Certified Pain in the Ass
8 pieces of hot cinnamon gum, designed to reduce that pain in your ass.
For a modest product, gum has a rather lengthy and interesting history. Since early civilizations, humans have enjoyed chewing various natural substances purely out of an instinctual desire to masticate, or sometimes to enjoy a particular taste or to help clean their teeth. 6000 year old chewing gum made from birch bark tar, with tooth imprints, has been found in Finland. While our gum isn't 6000 years old, I can promise you that it tastes better than the gum those early Norwegians enjoyed.
Ingredients: Sugar, gum base, corn syrup (glucose), dextrose, natural and artificial flavors, soy lecithin, aspartame, citric acid, acesulfame potassium, tapioca dextrin, gum arabic, confectioners glaze, carnauba wax, corn starch, artificial colors (FD&C red 40, red 40 lake) BHT (to maintain freshness). PHENYIKETONURICS: CONTAINS PHENYIALANINE
Made in Canada.